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    8/13/2009

    语录——之席席篇

    席席,年4岁,发小姐姐的儿子。娃从小就展示出了惊世骇俗的语录能力,总令我赞叹不已。

    (一)能不能管管你媳妇?!
    某日,老姐出去败家,败回两双打折鞋。娃看到,当时未语。
    晚上,姐夫回家,娃郑重地对爸爸说:“你能不能管管你媳妇?!她今天又乱花钱了,买了两双鞋,能不能节约点!”

    (二)巧克力之争
    有同学给发小带了些蒙古进口的巧克力,她讨好小外甥说:“席,下次回来小姨给你留了巧克力了,超好吃呢,外国的。”
    席席小盆友,很不屑地:“小姨,巧克力的话你就自己留着吃吧,我爸给我买的都是美国的巧克力。”

    (三)祖孙乐
    席席和姥爷在二楼书房玩,玩着玩着就斗嘴了,赌气跑到一楼。但是又害怕姥爷当真不理他,倚着窗户玻璃发愁。
    姥爷路过,担心他从窗台上掉下来,就提醒了一句要小心。
    娃顿时笑靥如花,谄媚状:“姥爷,你是在和我说话么?”

    (四)买车
    娃坐在副驾驶上,闲谈一般,和开车的爸爸说,“有空了去买辆宝马吧。”
    姐夫:“空倒是有,没钱……”

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    Joshua zhengwrote:
    呵呵,楼主语言组织的好好
    Aug. 30
    Tana Yunwrote:
    生命不能承受之搞怪……哈哈
    Aug. 19
    记得以前一个5,6岁的mm跟其他小朋友一起玩的时候,突然说了句“我要当江泽民老婆!”。。。直到现在大家还记忆犹新:)
    Aug. 18
    Xi Guowrote:
    哈哈,太可爱了,小男孩就是这会儿最好玩了。
    Aug. 16
    JiA -wrote:
    哈哈哈~~~~~~~说真话的孩子太可爱了~~~~~~
    Aug. 15
    linwrote:
    感慨一下,现在的小孩太聪明了!
    Aug. 13
    Tana Yunwrote:
    说到小新,据说每次附近有小女孩的时候他就摆酷耍帅,确实很小新,哈哈
    Aug. 13
    莉 马wrote:
    哇塞,这小孩跟小新有一拼
    Aug. 13

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